Best Black Friday Deal EVER!

Happy Thanksgiving to all Economic Populists!

Do we have a Black Friday special for you! Straight from twitter: One Day Only!

Dubai Palm

Your Own Personal Man Made Island!

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99% Off!

 

Look at what you can get!

 

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Select from ANY of these locations!

You'll be surrounded by a complete 360° ocean view!

Any at all, seriously, pick one, any one!

 

 

If a man made island doesn't appeal to you, try Islamic Bonds! Yours for the taking! $3.5 billion in bonds, now at 70 cents on the dollar! First come, first served! Unlimited quantities!

 

Buy Now!

Your dollars are soaring as safe haven* so Buy Now before your dollar tanks**!

* dollar spike one day only
** 20% falling dollar restocking fee

Sponge Bob Bubble

 

Hurry in, last chance to get on this once in a lifetime opportunity! So bubblicious it's about to pop!

 

One day only! . Markets open at 1am.

 

Don't let this opportunity pass you buy! You'll sink to think you missed out on your own personal man made island. It's quick sand!

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No refunds, no returns. All credit default swaps paid out 100% regardless of market conditions.

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Comments

But Almost Seriously

Talks must be going on to develop a 99-year lease of these jewels for a navy base. I know Geroge W. Bush wouldn't let this kind of opportunity get away from him! Imagine what KBR could do with it -- $100 a scoop desserts!
Frank T.

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