Sunday Morning Comics - Where's the Beef Edition

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Cup O' Joe


Good Morning! Rise and Shine! Get that Cup O' Joe...
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Ford Reveals Car Today's Consumers Demand


Payday Loans
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Unemployed Hitman


It's Alive
Src: John Darkow


Various Jobs I Could Get


Road to Recovery
Src: John Darkow


Stephen & Gore vs. Gore & Stephen


Congressmen Admit They No Longer Remember Which Health Care Bill They Are Voting On:

A new wrinkle has complicated the eleventh-hour attempt to pass a health care reform bill in Congress as a growing number of congressmen came forward today to admit that they no longer remember which bill they are voting on.

"Maybe I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I can't for the life of me remember whether this is the bill I liked or the bill I despised," said Rep. Rand DeVane (D-OH). "I'm only human."

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) was reportedly working around the clock to remind congressmen which bill they were voting on, but according to one aide, "Quite frankly, she's not entirely sure, either."

John Stewart Questions Glenn Beck's Intestines